November Rain: The candle

Now I had the same excitment any man would have when my yankee candle catalog came in the mail today. But that was only a sample of the joy that would come when I found this

There are way too many jokes you could make about this. So here they are.

1. Do you think it's hard to hold this candle in the cold November rain?

2. I wonder if it smells like the inside of Slashes hat

3. Even in the darkness you still can find a way, because you have a candle.

4. Perfect for when you need some time on your own. Because don't you know you need some time all alone.

5. Made with the scent of rose and other elements it needs to not make it overwhelming and just unpleasant.

6. Could this candle last forever?

I'm sure there are more jokes I'm missing here. Here's your shot at making me look like a bad music snob.

November Rain: The candle

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Asandir 2013-07-10 17:02:17

Well, my jokes wouldn't hold a candle to the ones you made.

stafffighter 2013-07-10 17:02:17

You, sir, rock.

Nor 2013-07-27 22:47:04

It will last forever :)

stafffighter 2013-07-27 22:47:04

Yes it will. You are the Slash standing on top of Axl's piano of comment posters.

Imouto 2013-08-19 23:23:59

Nice Dino avatar.

stafffighter 2013-08-19 23:23:59

Seven made it. She is awesome. Praise and fear her. ANd then read about dinosaurs being sassy.

DraxoBox 2013-08-22 19:43:53

How is this related to music? This simply doesn't make sense to me. Sense is a good thing. This post lacks sense. Also, I agree that your Seven-made dino avatar is cool. It has that strange but cool pixelly effect that everyone enjoys for its strange mind-effect thing...yeah, there's just no way to explain it in words. Seven is cool just for making it. Why did you pick a November Rain Yankee Candle? Is that related to the music as well?

stafffighter 2013-08-22 19:43:53

I saw the candle in a catalog (that I only got because I'd ordered a boston strong candle) and since I'm lame and ol,d I thought it was hilarious. Cheap lyrical jokes flowed. That being said, it's a good candle. The description on the site lists the scent as moody and masculine, so whoever wrote that was in on the joke.
And yes, Seven rocks.

5ERGEI 2013-08-23 19:10:21

You are officially one of the shittiest moderators on this site.

Misaka10032 2013-08-24 00:50:34

"Misaka likes you"
Says Misaka

stafffighter 2013-08-24 00:50:34

Thank you nice Japanese person. Let us discuss matters of state over pocky and that soda that has the marble in it

Imlunchboxx 2013-08-26 19:37:53

Yo wtf why you deleting my shit

stafffighter 2013-08-26 19:37:53 (Updated 2013-08-26 19:58:39)

I don't like spam threads, Homey. Next time you have a question send a PM.

Natick 2013-09-04 21:29:23

stafffighter likes nickleback
oh my sides

stafffighter 2013-09-04 21:29:23

Oh Natick,

How the hell'd we wind up like this? Why weren't we able to see the signs that we missed and try to turn the tables?

Natick 2013-09-07 19:06:50

honestly in recent months, i've found myself sympathizing with anyone who considers their job to be sorting out the real dipshits from the lesser dipshits and gets yelled at by all the dipshits equally every day and probably doesn't even get paid

just something i thought about before i fell asleep

stafffighter 2013-09-07 19:06:50

But you do get that I was doing Nickleback lyrics ebfore, right? That's kind of the joke. Plus their lyrics are just really versatile.

Natick 2013-09-07 19:17:15

haven't heard them in years, flew over my head

stafffighter 2013-09-07 19:17:15

Oh natick, Someday, somehow, I'm gonna make it alright. Like right now http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VMFdpdDYYA

Imouto 2013-09-13 21:43:01

Who is Seven?

stafffighter 2013-09-13 21:43:01

Newgrounds forum moderator/ baker extraordinaire and master of the divine art of battle spatula SevenSeize. She makes rocking whoopie pies.

GameChild214 2013-10-19 23:56:01

"http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/927"

Where's your sense of humor?

triston80 2013-11-16 22:19:21

Lol. Mad I got my ban removed early?

stafffighter 2013-11-16 22:19:21

No, because I banned you 4 days ago meaning the 3 day ban ended yesterday. Math is our friend. I'm deeply sorry for apparently being the first person to ever say no to you.

kazumazkan 2013-11-24 00:52:16

You must have a new form of stupidity.

StrapOnFetus 2013-11-25 22:55:54

Your Candle is Sexy

Sensationalism 2013-12-13 04:01:53

They really have a GnR candle???

stafffighter 2013-12-13 04:01:53

Looks like Kiss isn't the only band that'll slap the name on anything.

Splats 2013-12-14 17:39:26

I think that's all the jokes I can candle for now

Slint 2014-01-20 17:30:54

u suk

Slint 2014-01-20 17:31:48

jk bro huehuehuehue pls dont ban

Natick 2014-01-30 19:45:41

looooooooooooooooool

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