Normally I hold a rightful hatred of people who dress their pets up, but halloween is coming and how could you not love this?

http://www.dudeiwantthat.com/gear/pets/raptor-do g-costume.asp

Make your tiny dog look as vicous as they think they are. What's that you say, mr. scientist? They had feathers? Up whatever it is you don't like things being up I say to you sir. These are raptors as discovered in 1993 by Jeff Goldblum. This is what true raptors will always be to me. Except for that one guy who got killed by a gymnist in the sequel. That guy doesn't count.
I am tired of science ruining my dinosaurs is what I'm saying. that being said if you could add peices from build a bear, like a construction workers hat, or maybe a chainsaw if they have lumberjack costumes, then the manliness will be restored. Just a hardcore dude and his tiny, armed and armored raptor. Coming this Halloween, in 3D.
Have to get back to my 10 page report on Chuck Norris now.