New song for the lovers out there

Sycophants of Newgrounds, this one's for you. Or rather it's for the people you point it at.

Authority figure: I love you
A piano driven ballad

(flowery intro)
Oh, you have expressed some aspect that I admmmmmiiiiiiire.
When somebody quotes you to disagree it arouses my iiiiiiiire.

Because you are so awesome in the way that you
Could find some way to make my life awesome too!

Oh, Authority Figure I love you
Authority Figure I dig you too.
Authority Figure my dream on this night is you'll seeeeeeeee
(almost whispered) Something to admire like an Authority Figure in meeeeeeee.

We don't know each other but I'm happy it's your birthday anyway.
And depending on our genders what I'd do for you may or may not be gay!

Because I will gladly grant you the sexiest of sex.
Even if you're not the sex that I prefer to sex.
Stand in front of my mirror and I'll complement your pecs!

Oh, Authority Figure I love you.
Authority figure I need what is in you.
Authority figure my dream in this night is you'll seee.
Something that's desired in Authority Figures in meeee.

You're talking about some interest it's easy to gooooooooooogle
I don't see it as a cheap back door into your heart.
Indeed it's only fruguuuuuuual.
Because frugality is smart just like the smart things that I see you sayin' every day.
Did I mention those things I would do for you, in either a gay or not so gay way?

(dramatic build up)

Oh, Authority figure I love you.
Authority figure I want to hang with you.
In a place where all the great unwashed cannot post or seeeee.
The awesomeness of Authority Figures like you, and meeeeee.

Oh, Authority Figure I love you.
Whether you're inside me or I'm inside you.
Authority Figure if my wishes tonight came on a falling star, just one.
I'd wish to go with you and have Authority Figure style funnnnn.

(spoken)
You're so fucking correct.

(fade out)

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fli 2008-10-09 02:04:13

Get a mic... sing it out-- nice lyrics, but without a tune. Oscar may do it, he sang something for Funkypoo, if I remember. Lyrics suggest to me that a guitar, not a piano, would work better since a guitar, to me at least, has a way to electrify the senses for critical songs.

DrSevenSeizeMD 2008-10-22 00:08:51

Malachy and I thought about it, and decided that we needed a MOD version of this song.

So I wrote a parody, of your parody. From the moderators point of view, dealing with the same shizzle listed above.

Doesn't that mean you're famous now, someone parodied your song?

CALL WEIRD AL.

here ya go

People who either love me or hate me just because of the aura.....this one's for you!!!!
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Non- Authority figure: I hate you
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Oh, you have expressed that you admire meeeeeeeeeeee.
Sending me link after link hoping I'll seeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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what a great mod you'd beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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Because you stalk me so much that you
Pretty much feel like you're me too.
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Oh, Non- Authority Figure I hate you...
Ridiculous the things you will say and do.
You like what I like, My eyes beautiful, my smile briiiiiight.....
(almost whispered) no matter the argument, I'm always the one who's riiiiight.
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We don't know each other but you know my birthday anyway,
And depending on my profile gender, you may or may not be gay!

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Because you would gladly make love to me,
doesn't matter if I'm a he or a she...
if I could only get your name in green.
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Oh, Non- Authority Figure I hate you....
Tell me I mean the world to you.
Tell me I'm your friend and how much you caaaaaaarrrrreeeee.....
Everything is wonderful as long as I'm theeeerrrrrrreeeeee!
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You're talking about the new mods, saying they don't deserve ittttttt
It should have been you, look at your posts, you have A LOT!
He only got picked cause he sucked someone's c-----------
But that's not it, you really want to help the siiiiiiiiite.......
Have I told you that you're pretty yet tonight????
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(anti climatic build up)
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Oh, Non-Authority figure I hate you.
Non- Authority figure I don't want to mod you.
You make such a big deal out of what you cant seeeee.
All of this trouble for internet jealoussssyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.........
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Oh,Non- Authority Figure I ha-I guess I dislike you.
After all, hate is such a strong word......
But when you think about it...."love" is too.
The linguistics of internet drama is absurd.
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(spoken)
You're so full of it.
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(fade out)
word

BrianEtrius 2008-10-22 01:02:16

Great! Now that the mods have their own version, I have to write TWO songs.

FoAngel 2008-10-22 04:44:50

Do you need a groupie? i'm already Seven's :)

Malachy 2008-10-22 22:04:34

awesome songs