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November Rain: The candle

2013-07-10 16:51:37 by stafffighter

Now I had the same excitment any man would have when my yankee candle catalog came in the mail today. But that was only a sample of the joy that would come when I found this

There are way too many jokes you could make about this. So here they are.

1. Do you think it's hard to hold this candle in the cold November rain?

2. I wonder if it smells like the inside of Slashes hat

3. Even in the darkness you still can find a way, because you have a candle.

4. Perfect for when you need some time on your own. Because don't you know you need some time all alone.

5. Made with the scent of rose and other elements it needs to not make it overwhelming and just unpleasant.

6. Could this candle last forever?

I'm sure there are more jokes I'm missing here. Here's your shot at making me look like a bad music snob.

November Rain: The candle


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2014-08-04 22:28:32

Every season in Japan, many best girls suffer from losing their respective love interests
A select few won last year
But for thousands of others, their love interests were indecisive or picked worst girl

Like/Share if you're against best girls losing


2014-08-04 22:28:23

Every season in Japan, many best girls suffer from losing their respective love interests
A select few won last year
But for thousands of others, their love interests were indecisive or picked worst girl

Like/Share if you're against best girls losing


2014-07-30 21:08:26

What if the candle came before the song?


2014-06-14 20:04:24

Stafffighter, you are one of my favorite moderators! Keep up the good work!

stafffighter responds:

Thank you.


2014-06-08 16:47:53

'Cause nothin' lasts forever
And we both know hearts can change
And it's hard to hold a candle
In the cold November rain

We've been through this such a long long time
Just tryin' to kill the pain

But lovers always come and lovers always go
An no one's really sure who's lettin' go today
Walking away

If we could take the time
to lay it on the line
I could rest my head
Just knowin' that you were mine
All mine
So if you want to love me
then darlin' don't refrain
Or I'll just end up walkin'
In the cold November rain


2014-04-22 23:21:37

Amaranthus called me the F word on my blog. :'(


2014-04-19 20:36:01

can't believe you deleted that thread

that doctor's blood is in your hands

stafffighter responds:

Wouldn't be the first.


2014-04-04 22:20:06

i would like to say thank you for putting that thread to rest and im sure others as well would say the same thing

stafffighter responds:

I'm here to help.


2014-02-19 21:45:19

It probably takes half an hour for the flame to show up, and when it does it's really obnoxious and goes out after a few minutes.


2014-01-30 19:45:41



2014-01-20 17:31:48

jk bro huehuehuehue pls dont ban


2014-01-20 17:30:54

u suk


2013-12-14 17:39:26

I think that's all the jokes I can candle for now


2013-12-13 04:01:53

They really have a GnR candle???

stafffighter responds:

Looks like Kiss isn't the only band that'll slap the name on anything.


2013-11-25 22:55:54

Your Candle is Sexy


2013-11-24 00:52:16

You must have a new form of stupidity.


2013-11-17 15:31:44

I loled.


2013-11-16 22:19:21

Lol. Mad I got my ban removed early?

stafffighter responds:

No, because I banned you 4 days ago meaning the 3 day ban ended yesterday. Math is our friend. I'm deeply sorry for apparently being the first person to ever say no to you.


2013-11-07 17:46:54

Touché, and thanks for at least giving me a reason now.


2013-11-07 17:40:54

Cool story bro.

stafffighter responds:

Yeah, and I put it as blog post where things like that belong.


2013-10-19 23:56:01


Where's your sense of humor?


2013-09-18 19:53:59

I have a black belt in spatula.

stafffighter responds:

In both the direct and lethal and the non-lethal make something so good you need a nap after disciplines


2013-09-13 21:43:01

Who is Seven?

stafffighter responds:

Newgrounds forum moderator/ baker extraordinaire and master of the divine art of battle spatula SevenSeize. She makes rocking whoopie pies.


2013-09-07 19:17:15

haven't heard them in years, flew over my head

stafffighter responds:

Oh natick, Someday, somehow, I'm gonna make it alright. Like right now


2013-09-07 19:06:50

honestly in recent months, i've found myself sympathizing with anyone who considers their job to be sorting out the real dipshits from the lesser dipshits and gets yelled at by all the dipshits equally every day and probably doesn't even get paid

just something i thought about before i fell asleep

stafffighter responds:

But you do get that I was doing Nickleback lyrics ebfore, right? That's kind of the joke. Plus their lyrics are just really versatile.


2013-09-04 21:29:23

stafffighter likes nickleback
oh my sides

stafffighter responds:

Oh Natick,

How the hell'd we wind up like this? Why weren't we able to see the signs that we missed and try to turn the tables?


2013-08-26 19:37:53

Yo wtf why you deleting my shit

(Updated ) stafffighter responds:

I don't like spam threads, Homey. Next time you have a question send a PM.


2013-08-24 00:50:34

"Misaka likes you"
Says Misaka

stafffighter responds:

Thank you nice Japanese person. Let us discuss matters of state over pocky and that soda that has the marble in it


2013-08-23 19:10:21

You are officially one of the shittiest moderators on this site.


2013-08-22 19:43:53

How is this related to music? This simply doesn't make sense to me. Sense is a good thing. This post lacks sense. Also, I agree that your Seven-made dino avatar is cool. It has that strange but cool pixelly effect that everyone enjoys for its strange mind-effect thing...yeah, there's just no way to explain it in words. Seven is cool just for making it. Why did you pick a November Rain Yankee Candle? Is that related to the music as well?

stafffighter responds:

I saw the candle in a catalog (that I only got because I'd ordered a boston strong candle) and since I'm lame and ol,d I thought it was hilarious. Cheap lyrical jokes flowed. That being said, it's a good candle. The description on the site lists the scent as moody and masculine, so whoever wrote that was in on the joke.
And yes, Seven rocks.


2013-08-19 23:23:59

Nice Dino avatar.

stafffighter responds:

Seven made it. She is awesome. Praise and fear her. ANd then read about dinosaurs being sassy.


2013-07-27 22:47:04

It will last forever :)

stafffighter responds:

Yes it will. You are the Slash standing on top of Axl's piano of comment posters.


2013-07-13 19:51:42

I tried rubbing and smelling my computer screen but it did not work.

stafffighter responds:

I admire your persistance. Keep it up and i'm sure you'll egt to something smelly.


2013-07-13 19:51:00

I tried rubbing and smelling my computer screen but it did not work.

stafffighter responds:

Righht, you're a girl so it's probably all clean and not gross.


2013-07-10 17:02:17

Well, my jokes wouldn't hold a candle to the ones you made.

stafffighter responds:

You, sir, rock.