Contact Info / Websites
Now I had the same excitment any man would have when my yankee candle catalog came in the mail today. But that was only a sample of the joy that would come when I found this
There are way too many jokes you could make about this. So here they are.
1. Do you think it's hard to hold this candle in the cold November rain?
2. I wonder if it smells like the inside of Slashes hat
3. Even in the darkness you still can find a way, because you have a candle.
4. Perfect for when you need some time on your own. Because don't you know you need some time all alone.
5. Made with the scent of rose and other elements it needs to not make it overwhelming and just unpleasant.
6. Could this candle last forever?
I'm sure there are more jokes I'm missing here. Here's your shot at making me look like a bad music snob.